1.  You order Cokes even if you only want one.
2.  You say "lugar lang" not "para" before going down a jeepney...
3.  When somebody talks about langgam you look up instead of down.
4.  You call your mother's brother "ang-kol."
5.  You burst into a song for no reason at all.
6.  You go to McDonald's and order a "Ham-bur-jer".
    The sales lady says "Ah, you mean "Ham-bur-ger"?
    Then you say "Oo.
    Pasensiya ka na miss 'Streng-ger kasi ako rito e".
7.  Instead of asking "Meron ka na?" you say "Meron na ka?".
8.  You *cannot* stand seeing one more stupid Sarao Jeepney while visiting Manila.
9.  You're disembarking a crowded boat at Manila's piers, and say to the disembarking crowd
    "O...dahan-dahan lang...baka mayroong mapisat!".
10. You know who "Daloydoy" is.
11. The scientific/biological terms "carbon" & "colon"
have other less scientific meanings to you.
12. You go to a restaurant and order soup (in Cebuano, "soap"), and the waiter points you to the restroom.
13. When in Manila, you say, "Ho, ho, puede agi dito"?
4. You say "Nakain 'ko ng manok" (I was eaten by a chicken), when you mean you had some chicken (Kumain ako ng manok).
15. You know "Tiban and Golyat."
16. When you need public service, you just go to the only radio station in Cebu that offers it: D Y ITS P (dyhp).
17. You always end your question with the word "sa?" 
18. When you're angry and in Manila, you say "Mangyari na ang mahitabo!"
19. When somebody crosses the road and gets hit you say, "Sabi nang huwag lumabang, tumabok! Naligsan tuloy."
20. You say, "Magpa-Kodak na ta" and then say cheesseeeee.....
21. When in Manila, you pay the jeepney driver when you reach your destination instead of paying it ahead of time (the Manileño?no way).
22. You love to say, 'Ambot sa langaw. Pilay edad sa ok-ok'. (Translation: "Sorry I don't know").
23. You believe and think that Manila is a place populated by Cebuanos and a few Tagalogs.
24. When in Manila, your senses are tuned sharply to detect any Cebuano conversation in the surroundings thus confirming your belief in #23.
25. You "rekweyst" a song from DYRC.
26. You like "otap" and "rosquillos."
27. You call a taxi "PU."
28. You say "inasal" instead of "lechon."
29. You know how to sing "Matud Nila" and "Usahay."
30. You fancy riding a "taxihorse" or tartanilla.
31. You join the "Sinulog" parade.
32. You like "pochero" and "balbacua."
33. "You eat suman - "budbud man na" with ripe mangoes, who likes eating it with latik anyway...
34. You listen to a radio program called "Esteban Escudero."
35. You expect to see the Chinese Temple in Beverly Hills.
36. You know where Lilang's Guitar is located.
37. You know the Osmenas in Cebu (you are a true-blooded Cebuano).
38. You are "dugay na sa Manila tonto lang gihapon."
39. You firmly believe you're a descendant of Lapulapu even if it is impossible for records to show it.
40. You expect to find a fruit stand at every corner.
41. Eating rice makes you hungry after half an hour.
42. You expect department stores to be burned down every year so they can be made bigger. (I know that department store...)
43. When you take the jeepney you instinctively choose the most forward seat so other passengers won't slide down towards you like they do in your more favored means of transportation.
44. You give candies and other presents to your Santo Nino.
45. You understand perfectly why Elizabeth Ramsey cannot travel without taking at least one of her eighty large Santo Ninos with her.
46. You  know "Atay" which doesn't necessarily mean entrails.
48.. "sandali lang uy!"
49.  You know that "sikwate" is not only something you drink.
50.  "PISOS" does not only mean you have money but something else also (does this still apply?)